"Ah! You have the crystal, or what is left of it," he says wearily.

"Leave whatever malice is in the fortress and bring it here swiftly, we must rid ourselves of the first before moving unto the second. I know not how long my next modified slappy bomb will work; I have drained much of my Fury. Come QUICK, the beast begins to stir."

Gackmasta breathes heavily and looks out at the wooden swimming towards him. He shuffles within his robes and pulls out a bagel. George, beneath him, continues his heated assaults upon the slowly awakening hide of the beast.

Wrymm yells to starry, lets go.
Starry doesn't respond, she seems a little dazed from the fumes created in her last attack...
Dammit, we can wait no longer....
Ralph, we need a diversion, can you cast a sonic loop?
Easily thinks Ralph.
Ok then, lets go.....
Again Ralph plummets toward the evil.
Then all of a sudden there is 6 of them swooping down at the evil, that will have it guessing thinks Ralph.
I will cast a rotomangler to help protect us, says wrymm.
As they near the beast, I leap off Ralph & with dragon lance held forward, dive at it.
The lance plunges deep into the creature, luckily I have a line attached to the lance.
I pull out 2 swords & start to hack at the beast, the foul stench gushes from its wounds.
Ralph continues to circle, clawing at it, blasting it with his fiery breath.
One of the decoys is swatted into non-existence by the creature.
Time to move thinks wrymm, I pull the lance from its target & run several steps to the side, again plunging it into the evil, & again I start hacking at it.
Ralph flies past an old wound they created in their last attack, he breaths his molten breath onto it & the evil being winces in pain, & black substance begins to ooze from the wound.
Another decoy is swatted, time is running out....
wrymm calls out in a strange voice, below, the sea begins to bubble & boil.
Deadly sea snakes begin to appear & attack the creature at water level.
Ralph tells wrymm of the effect his fire breath has upon the open wounds, thats great news Ralph.
Let me call forth some assistance then.
Wrymm stretches his arms out & chants an evil sea shanty.
Suddenly, dozens of sea dragons burst from the depths & begin to rain their acid breaths upon any open wound they can find.
The entity howls in pain.

OK everyone, we need to slice this creature open as much as possible

A dozen virgin harem girls emerge from the vegetation and stand looking at Gackmasta.
Their rainbow garments gently flutter in the breeze, and their eyes shine on him, with the warm smiles behind their veiled faces.